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Joke of the Day
"Repeat after me: It doesn't matter how big the problem is, posting it on Facebook won't solve it."
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"Wanna know how to piss off over a billion people on the Internet at once? [deleted]"
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"Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."
"I like that in The Little Mermaid, Ariel & King Triton wouldn't violate a contractual obligation, but they murdered Ursula with a ship."
"Does your girlfriend have 67 protons? I've heard she's a ho."
"Happy Halloween... may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong! "
"What's the most common question in Quantum Physics? I don't know"
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire? Stephen Hawking's"