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Joke of the Day

"I decided to have scrambled eggs this morning... Immediately after thinking ""I'll just flip this omelette."""

"What's the difference between the Foo Fighters and Nickleback? Nickleback sucks."

"*Rides unicorn to work* *Gives Bigfoot hi-five* *Chats with mermaids* *Argues with Medusa* *Gets called in to HR* *Fails drug test*"

"Lady pulled away with the gas pump still in her car and I was like OMG who's your dealer?"

"John buys binoculars and shows it to Bob. ""Bob, this is the coolest thing ever. Last night I saw you doing you wife"" You can return it, it's broken. Last night I was out of town"

"What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three Ho's"

"What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices? Wai fu."

"*throws up gang signs* *never eats gang signs again*"

"What kind of jokestuff do farmers like? Corny jokes."

"When is a shirt not a shirt? When it's attire."