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Joke of the Day
"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."
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"half life 3 will never come out lmfao got u~"
"How did the blind priest find the choir boys? Satisfying."
"Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir? They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)"
"My first act as ruler of the universe would be changing the week to: Sunday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday."
"12 YEAR OLD: I wrote a movie script called Suicide Squad but it's bad *throws in trash* HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: *walks by trash* Hey what's this"
"I was playing the valve trombone today. I tried to put a mute in, but it charged me."
"Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!"
"What's the worst part about working with a gamer? They're always trying to 1-Up you."
"6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down."