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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I I like my coffee.. Ground up and in the freezer."
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"What's the opposite of 4chan? 4chad"
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you ..I'd start thinking about you."
"What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development? Polaroid Integral Film and Babies"
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud."" A Scotsman says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."""
"What does a sick billionaire say? ""I feel like a million bucks"""
"Is that dress white and gold or black and blue? Either way, it's refressing seeing a debate about color in America that wasn't started by a cop killing someone. @NatBaimel"
"What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"When you say, ""save me some nachos"" and I say, ""okay"" think Rose at the end of Titanic saying ""I'll never let go""..as she lets go."
"Your body is a temple. Congrats on the expanding congregation!"