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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I I like my coffee.. Ground up and in the freezer."
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"Text abbreviations date back to the days of the telegraph with common shorthand like DFMWOL for ""Dying From Musket Wound Out Loud."""
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"[Star Wars Episode VII scene] Princess Leia: I love you Han. Han Solo: *favs but doesn't reply*"
"Me: I want to kiss you everywhere! Her: You mean New York, Paris & London? Me: Um, ya that's what I meant."
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not whining because of the cold. I'm whining because I have to wear a entire load of laundry to stay warm"
"What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater? That's the worst book I ever read."
"Why do black folk carry around ""boomboxes""? it's just their stereo-type!"
"What's the difference between Al'qaeda and civilians? Beats me I just fly the drone!"
"Just read that California leads the nation in depression cases and adultery. What a sad state of affairs."