3119
Joke of the Day
"I found a way to make my dick 9 inches long I fold it in half"
Next Joke
"If I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Tequila bottle because nobody I know drinks milk."
"Cute names to call your girlfriend with 1.sugar 2.honey 3.flour 4.egg 5.1/2 lb butter 6.stir 7.pour into pan 8.preheat to 375"
"Hey does anyone know how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism?"
"Knock knock... Who's there? Ah. Ah who? WEREWOLVES OF LONDON"
"Two yogurts are sitting on a shelf... One yogurt starts talking about art, so the other turns and says, ""wow, you sure are cultured."""
"What do you call an inflatable dad? Pops."
"What's a redditors favorite Imagine Dragons song GOLD!"
"What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis!"
"there's no attractive way to chase a ping pong ball"