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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion? A corpse."

"Why do we eat? Because we are hungry"

"I used to cry when my dad chopped onions. Onions was a good dog, I miss him."

"Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine? A mental hospital"

"I caught my wife cheating with the neighbor last night They are both banned from being the banker during monopoly game night now. That will teach them to sleep together."

"Frolicking: The act of licking afros."

"How does a feminist change a light-bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change shit."

"what do anal sex and vegetables have in common? you enjoy both more as an adult if they arent forced on you as a child."

"Did you hear they discovered a soda cavemen drank? It's a carbon dated beverage... Good jokes are good"

"Why did Bin Laden stop having sex? Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush."