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Joke of the Day

"Two yogurts are sitting on a shelf... One yogurt starts talking about art, so the other turns and says, ""wow, you sure are cultured."""

"My angry wife left me after she said "".. eat shit and die! "" And all I said was: ""So dinner is ready?""."

"A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar The bartender says ""what can i get you?"" ""anything 12 years old that goes down nicely"", says the priest."

"Christ, you're ENORRRRMUS!! What did the leprechaun say when he met Jesus?"

"What do you call a electric Volkswagen? A **Volts**wagon"

"Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds? Because there are twenty of them."

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen Do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."

"A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar... ..and the barman says, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""

"What If When You Die They Ask You ""How Was Heaven?"""

"What's the difference between ISIS and a prostitute? Not much, give or take a few heads."