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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an inflatable dad? Pops."
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"What is the longest rope in the world? Europe"
"Martin Luther King, Jr.'s speech praising non-violence in India surprised everyone when they pelted him with several thousand flatbreads."
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"I spent the night on a 4th dimensional alien ship. Surprisingly the surroundings were very familiar. Except in the bathroom they had a glory cube."
"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish."
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans Free. - [*Darren Walsh*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"
"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? If not, do you wanna go camping?"
"Anne Has A Problem Anne Has A Solution Anne Has A Will Anne Hathaway"