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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock... Who's there? Ah. Ah who? WEREWOLVES OF LONDON"

"Daughter saw old clothes I've saved for sentimental value & said 'I bet you cried when the last dinosaur died too'. She's out of the will."

"What's your favorite city in Thailand? Phuket, I don't know..."

"Had to pick my son up from school today He got caught being wanked off under the desk by someone in his class for the 3rd time this week! I said ""son, maybe teaching isn't the job for you!"""

"Did you hear the joke with the punchline that is invisible to idiots?"

"Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind it stinks!"

"Waking up an hour early gives you an extra hour to wish you were still in bed."

"I'm on a plane with the dad from Home Alone and it's taking all my strength to not scream ""WE FORGOT KEVIN!"""

"Paul Walker proves god is real ! Paul Walker was meant to walk, but he took a car and god punished him for not walking. This proves that - Atheist: 0 Theist: 1"

"I just realized that I have lost my mood ring... Not sure how I feel about this..."