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Joke of the Day
"If I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Tequila bottle because nobody I know drinks milk."
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"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"Hmmm... If I throw a watch in the garbage.... Is that considered a waste of time..?"
"The real reason humans have two hands? Two boobs."
"How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."
"I came up with a new recipe for avocado and duck. I'm going to call it Quackamole."
"*at an AA meeting* ""Hi, I'm Andy and I have a drinking problem. I have 2 hands and only 1 mouth. Lol."" *gets aggressively escorted out*"
"Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up."
"What's the difference between a joke and hundred of penises Seriously I can't take this joke anymore"