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Joke of the Day

"How is the Middle East not leading the world in wind energy... ... they have almost one turban per person."

"Why does Pope Francis call his dick Santa? Because he comes to the good kids only."

"What does Hitler do on a windy day? He flies a kike."

"All music classes were banned at my school... They said the classes encouraged too much sax and violins..."

"The Braille on the drive-thru ATM actually says, ""Move to the passenger seat""."

"Girls go to the bathroom together because that's where we rap battle"

"What's more illegal than marijuana? My Mexican neighbor"

"A robot nervously gets into a hammock. Stiff as a board and holding on for dear life, he looks to his friend and screams ""TAKE THE PICTURE!"""

"What did 9/11 have in common with a lasagna? There was ground meat between the layers."

"Mom: Sorry, I won't be able to come in today. My son's got stuck in the washing machine. Boss: Aw okay. Poor thing, how old is he? Mom: 27"