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Joke of the Day

"What's more illegal than marijuana? My Mexican neighbor"

"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."

"Your momma is so fat That when she dies, the moon will finally be able to break orbit"

"Race Horse Joke/tongue twister One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too."

"Eye no howe too spiel"

"Ok pregnant ladies. Today's the day! #LaborDay"

"Why is the KKK a good place to find a job? Cos they'll always hook a brutha up"

"I hate control freaks. They never listen to me."

"Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas? Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin."

"Saw a TV at the dumpster with a sign that said 'free TV' and boy do I feel stupid, I paid $200 for the last TV sitting at a dumpster"