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Joke of the Day
"What does Hitler do on a windy day? He flies a kike."
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"Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink."
"I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese."
"What do you call a drug-addicted duck? A quackhead."
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"WIFE: Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote? ME: [bleeding profusely] So... not a dog"
"A blue man lives in a blue house, a red man lives in a red house, who lives in the white house? Donald Trump."
"When I see a lovers name carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."
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"What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing? Carlos."