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Joke of the Day
"What does Hitler do on a windy day? He flies a kike."
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"I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin #PunYourJob"
"Taking a nap is like sex..... It's never as good as you had hoped for but better than nothing."
"What's Rectangle, red and bad for your teeth? A Brick!"
"How do you call a black man in space? Nasa first called it Albert"
"[first date] Her: I love your scent, what is it? Me: desperation."
"A man walks into a library asking for a book... A man walks into a library asking for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you won't return it."""
"Did you hear about the new Strip Club made for Eskimos? They call it a Brrrlesque."
"How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist fuck."