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Joke of the Day

"All music classes were banned at my school... They said the classes encouraged too much sax and violins..."

"Has anyone here heard of the Mexican train conductor who went crazy and ran over a bunch of people? He had locomotives!"

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? ""Do you smell a carrot?"""

"I was fired my first day on the job as a food vendor at the ballpark. A man ordered a corn dog from me. He was not pleased when I returned from the pet store 20 minutes later with his new husky."

"My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."

"What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizzas dont scream when you put them in the oven..."

"What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!"

"You know what really makes my day? The rotation of the earth"

"The only Clowns that I'm afraid of... Are the ones running for President..."