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Joke of the Day
"Why does Pope Francis call his dick Santa? Because he comes to the good kids only."
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"Always answer a math question in a silly voice because if you're wrong they'll think you're joking and if you're right they'll feel dumb."
"Show me a person who doesn't walk on the escalator and I'll show you a person who will transition poorly into the zombie apocalypse."
"William Howard Taft was so fat... ...he sat in TWO branches of the federal government."
"When I hear the term ""Flash Mob"" I think of old Italian gangsters wearing nothing but trench-coats."
"What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books? An author-dontist Wahey!"
"I thought I saw Bradley Cooper but it was just every poem ever written formed into a beach sunset with amazing hair"
"My rapper name would be ""Iffy Scent"""
"why did the golfer wear two pants? in case he got a hole in one"
"Don't forget to wish that one bottle of salad dressing in your fridge a happy 2nd birthday!"