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Joke of the Day

"Girls go to the bathroom together because that's where we rap battle"

"Its supposed to be drizzy today, so expect a lil wayne."

"Did you hear about the first gay bar in Saudi Arabia? It's called: Allahu Cock-bar!"

"Make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you're doing it."

"What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."

"What do black people do after sex? 15 to life"

"What do you call religious pasta? Raviholy."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off."

"What's grosser than gross? When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!"

"What does a dishonest frog say? FIBBET"