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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax? Hispanic attacks."
Next Joke
"What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? You tell her to get back to work."
"99% of the world can't count. I'm just glad I'm part of the other 4%."
"My gym just sold me a lifetime gym membership for our unborn baby. I hope it works out."
"Is it just me Or do you find pressing F5 refreshing?"
"I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**"
"Somebody stole my mood ring I'm not sure how i feel about it"
"What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? ""Pleased to eat you!"""
"Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team? A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."
"Well-behaved is past tense for me."