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Joke of the Day
"My gym just sold me a lifetime gym membership for our unborn baby. I hope it works out."
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"Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?"
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"A man walks in to a green grocer's ""Excuse me ma'am, are these carrots genetically modified?"" ""No"" interrupted the carrot."
"When my Girlfriend got pregnant... Everything changed... My name, My Address, My phone number, My email ID Everything....."
"What do cops do at a buffet? They pig out."