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Joke of the Day
"All alcohol will make my clothes fall off... tequila just makes that happen in public."
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"""Name him Mufasa, it means ""king"" in Manazoto. And uh, we'll call HIM Scar. Because his face."" Simba's grandparents were the real villains."
"Have you seen that new film about a tractor? Me neither, just saw the trailer."
"I finally realized I could no longer keep my broken money making machine. It just didn't make cents."
"I used to be addicted to soap But im clean now"
"""Mr. Trump how will you beat Hillary Clinton?"" TRUMP: I'll win NY, Florida, Ohio, we're going to add states, Gerzona, Timbaland, Waterworld"
"What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce? One's a grand car and the other's a grand car"
"Stuck in a hug. It went 5 seconds too long & now we're too stubborn to let go. Whoever dies first loses THE HUG WAR."
"Tower: What's your heigth and position? Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left."
"How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust? Nein nein nein!!!"