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Joke of the Day
"99% of the world can't count. I'm just glad I'm part of the other 4%."
Next Joke
"What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank? A cab."
"Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50 one buck at a time to panhandlers on the street."
"My Dog I swear my dog thinks the floor in every room is the dinner table, every time I enter or leave a room she has to stand up."
"Just as bugs are drawn to bright lights, so are my toes drawn inexplicably to hard objects."
"what do elephants use as a tampons? Sheep."
"What do you call a gay Jew? A he-blew."
"Why did the little girl eat her money for lunch? Because her mom gave her money for lunch. 8 year old sister told me this joke, gave me a good laugh."
"Men, of course we need you. Because, jars."
"What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? Super Bait"