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Joke of the Day

"Somebody stole my mood ring I'm not sure how i feel about it"

"I'm hosting an event for people who are unable to have an orgasm. Let me know if you can't come."

"*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a panda suit* QUICK HIDE THESE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN *throws a litter of panda cubs at me*"

"A teacher and her student practice counting Teacher: OK now, 61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69...what comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash That student was sent home"

"[caught hiding something in the garbage] gf: are you eating hot wings again? me: no gf: oh really, then touch your eyes me: god damnit"

"Foreigner? Why not fist her? Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)"

"Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws."

"Mike Tyson is a passionate, sensitive man, who cries after making love. ...because of the mace."

"Girl called me the other day and said: 'Come on over, nobody's home' I went over, nobody was home."

"People who replace ""Christ"" with ""X"" are missing the whole point of what the ChristBox 360 is about."