123445

Joke of the Day

"Your honor, if you watch the tape in reverse you can clearly see the officer planting the evidence in my vehicle."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman - What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs."

"I think I've found the cure for AIDS. It was in the bathroom cabinet after all."

"What did the redditor do to a post? He rEDDITed it. I'll leave."

"I found a ten dollar bill on the ground once and thought, ""This is as good as it's ever going to get. Buy some relish."""

"I invited a girl to a disappointing sex club last night. She didn't come."

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot you racist."

"it's better to give than to receive Especially, if it's anal."

"I've been reading a book on North African History It's very moorish."

"Guys say ""never trust something that bleeds seven days and doesn't die"" as if something with two heads powered by one brain is trustworthy."