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Joke of the Day

"Sexism wouldn't exist if it weren't for your women's opinions."

"The size of penis doesn't correlate to the number of sex one will have Proof: the two largest populations in this world: China and India."

"How boring my life has become! The only time I hear myself say, ""I'm coming"" is when I'm trying to tell my dog I'm getting his food ready!"

"I'm stuck at a boring wedding reception, tell me a joke to get through it"

"If girls is boys If girls were boys for a day,The first thing he did was supposed to be:Pee on a tree"

"I asked my trainer ""Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?"" He pointed outside and said ""The ATM machine"" [ c/o /u/jubileo5 ]"

"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"I went to a Black Supremacy party last night, and I have to say it really wasn't all that bad. It was definitely cracka lackin'."

"What did one Viking war paint say to the other? Poly, you're a Thane."

"How do you turn lead into gold? Start a war."