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"Beware the SATA of March Much faster than the IDEs"
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"What does Monica Lewinsky say to call her dog over? ""Come, spot!"""
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"[DIRTY] Eye exam Eye specialist: ""Sir, you need to stop masturbating.""   Patient: "" Oh my God, is it ruining my eyesight?""   Eye specialist: ""No. It's disturbing the other patients."""
"Who handles font related crimes? A sans sheriff!"
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"America is there land of opportunity, where if you work hard enough, you can make the business owners rich."
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"Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex."
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