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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you magnesium iron silicate hydroxide? Because you'll be cummingtonite"
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"Why are librarians so shy? Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious."
"Boss: Where'd you go?? Me: I got all the way up front and realized I forgot my pen. Boss: Okay? Me: So I went to lunch."
"What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry you're not my type."
"I love plants. They are the only living things that do not run away from me."
"What does an egg say when it's drunk? Omelette"
"My neighbors listen to awesome music. Whether they like it or not."
"What do you call the western half of Kenya? Kenya West"
"My doctor gave me a prostate exam this morning... ...I really need to find a new dentist"
"My friend sent me a picture of her baby and I don't have a baby so I just sent her back a picture of a steak I cooked once."