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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you magnesium iron silicate hydroxide? Because you'll be cummingtonite"
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"I heard Florida rapper Rick Ross is making a cameo in the new dragon ball z movie Hes got that 8th ball."
"It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger."
"How many sea men can fit in a circle 2 rads"
"The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off."
"I got my mind on my monkey and my monkey on my back."
"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."
"What do you call someone who's great at everything? A good-for-nothing."
"My girlfriend's father asked me what I do... Apparently, ""your daughter"" was not the answer he wanted to hear."
"What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy? ""There's no such thing as negative energy"""