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Joke of the Day

"Life hack : Receive a wide assortment of yellow, orange, pink and red envelopes, free of charge, simply by not paying your bills."

"Before this goes any further, it's important that I know your position on foreign films with subtitles."

"1 out of every 5 kids face hunger the other 4 turn away"

"What is the hungriest mineral that exists? Apatite"

"Two peanuts walk through an alleyway... One of them was assaulted."

"I'll never understand why anyone would buy one of those flesh-colored Volkswagen beetle cars, it's like driving a giant testicle."

"Magic trick: Take your age, subtract three, now add three. That's your age."

"I always keep two kinds of birth control available: condoms (cling wrap), and ""fancy"" condoms (condoms)."

"Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!"

"1. Africa's the 2nd most populous continent on earth.So when U meet an African abroad,dont ask us if we know sme other African U met before"