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Joke of the Day

"1 out of every 5 kids face hunger the other 4 turn away"

"Me: I need to know what your office drug policy is. Him: No drugs. Me: Got it... Do you consider the parking lot to be part of the office?"

"How can your make 7 even? Take away the ""S"""

"9: My teacher doesn't wear makeup like you do. I guess she doesn't need it because she's younger. Me: Get out of the car."

"I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift. But I couldn't find a manual."

"The only thing I hate more than taxi drivers who talk on their phone the whole time are the ones who say even a single word to me."

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until puberty before it comes on a boy's face!"

"I understand why there were reindeer named Dasher, Dancer and Prancer, but how did Vixen earn her name. What is Santa hiding"

"What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot? Little Seizers"

"It's hard having a cheesy personality... I get Provolonely."