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Joke of the Day

"1. Africa's the 2nd most populous continent on earth.So when U meet an African abroad,dont ask us if we know sme other African U met before"

"Today my girlfriend offered to finger me I was deeply touched."

"I was walking down the road and some guy tipped a whole carton of milk on me... How dairy"

"Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad he croaks if you even touch him !"

"Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight."

"Why are there no awards for excellence in betas? Because no one wants to be the master beta tester."

"A politician died It was a good day."

"Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month? She must have called a 1,000 times"

"A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who's stressing you out."

"What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!"