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Joke of the Day
"Magic trick: Take your age, subtract three, now add three. That's your age."
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"What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend? The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful."
"Friend: ""I just blew a speaker in my car."" Me: ""Which kind?"" Friend: ""Motivational."""
"Have any of you realized that the self checkout has the sexiest cashier's?"
"I wanted to hire a marsupial butler... but none of the applicants were koala-fied."
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a frozen lake. They weren't talking so I decided to go over and break the ice."
"""For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."" #WhereEnglishFails"
"The last time people got so upset over a cup.. It involved two girls."
"What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose."
"A liar, a cheat, and a bigot walked into a bar... ""Let's make America great again!"" he said."