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Joke of the Day
"I poured spot remover on my dog Now he's gone"
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"Did you hear about Kanye West's son changing his name to South? He felt he his life needed a change of direction."
"Two ducks walk into a bar. The third duck ducks."
"My dishwasher makes this loud rumbling sound... Strange thing is, it only seems to happen at night, when she's sleeping."
"Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far."""
"think of the children! so a man is raping a woman in the park the woman cries out ""THINK OF MY CHILDREN!"" pervy bitch.."
"The little lizard was shocked when he found out how he was conceived. Anole sex"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a licensed six offender."
"I bumped into a cute guy today. I clawed his face off. I should work on my people skills."
"I wish I was Jewish Every time somebody farted I could say: ""Are you a Nazi? Because you just gassed a Jew."""