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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Kanye West's son changing his name to South? He felt he his life needed a change of direction."

"A pirate walks into a bar... Ouch."

"What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily? The military service."

"Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11? A: Elephants never forget."

"A Lesbian got fired from a Sperm bank She got caught drinking on the job"

"I saw a lizard and it became a spotted lizard"

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Carrying loads of sugar."

"2 blondes are taking a walk in a park... One of them says: ""Ouuh... look, a dead bird"" And the other looks up and asks: ""Where?"""

"What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well fangcy that!"

"We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive."