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Joke of the Day
"Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far."""
Next Joke
"As told to me by my dad who smokes a lot Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar."
"My boss came up to me..... My boss came up to me and told me ""don't dress for the job you have but dress for the job you want"" so I dressed up as Batman, the bastard said I was fired"
"Man comes home early and catches his wife in bed with another man. husband says ""What the hell is going on here?"" Wife turns to the man and says ""Told you he was stupid."""
"When I see a plate of food, I eat it, rather than photograph it like a dangerous psychopath with no respect for God's Law."
"Without nipples... Boobs would be pointless."
"I went to the zoo, and the only animal they had was a dog it was a shih tzu."
"What so you call an Asian jew? Jew Lee"
"We have a strange custom in our office... The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."
"Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't I live just round the corner !"