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Joke of the Day

"My dishwasher makes this loud rumbling sound... Strange thing is, it only seems to happen at night, when she's sleeping."

"A flying insect exploded in my kitchen ... it must of been a jihaddy longlegs."

"A horse hiking in deep space. Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh."

"Retired colonel talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No but I've been fishing in shorts."

"*Jesus emerges from tomb* Wow was that 3 days? Holy cow. I was marathoning The Wire. You guys seen this?"

"Where did the ghost go shopping? At the BOO-tique"

"I own 2 types of fossilised animal excrement I'm a shit collector."

"Have you guys heard of the Ed Zachary disease? if you get the disease you'll look Ed Zachary like him!"

"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went."

"i wonder if china has fancy plates called america"