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Joke of the Day

"Today I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"Fun Fact: Organic milk only comes from cows that do yoga and moo about being a vegetarian or marathons they were in."

"What do you get from an overly pampered cow? Spoiled milk."

"A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"What church do hypocrites belong to? All of them."

"What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? ""Oh no! I've made a huge MooseSteak!"""

"Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican? Under a bar of soap."

"Just got arrested in an airport in North Carolina for peeing sitting down in the men's room."

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... Are you an iWitness?"

"Why are fish so thin? Because they eat fish!"