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Joke of the Day

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a licensed six offender."

"What did a Jewish guy do first thing in the morning? Hebrew coffee Go easy on me with this pun."

"i was just about to ramp my car off a cliff into the ocean but then i remembered someone had told me to drive safe earlier"

"I'm always a little disappointed when I walk away from my car and it doesn't explode after I press the lock button."

"Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked."

"Q: ""Hey Dad, how was your business trip to Southeast Asia?"" A: ""Terrible son. In fact, It was downright Laosy"""

"Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Walk around the party eating the cheeseball like an apple."

"(Dirty) joke from 14th century (or maybe even older) What is long and likes to pry in a hole? A key."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobees."

"It's a shame Jerry Hall never got it on with Vidal Sassoon Then she'd have completed rock, paper and scissors."