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Joke of the Day

"Reddit, help me finish this joke ""My baby so fine, she ______"""

"Before a long trip I drink allot of alcohol the night before. Dehydration will work for me for once."

"Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe!"

"Wife: Have you seen my razor? Me: [with only one eyebrow] I have not"

"What do Reddit and Duke University have in common? They're both full of blue devs."

"What do you call a two-headed lesbian dinosaur? Eat-a-lotta-puss"

"You know it's time to quit smoking when you laugh at a tweet and you sound like Muttley."

"Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer."

"I love how baguettes get stale after about 12 hours. Life is so beautiful and fragile."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ? Buddha this slice of bread for me !"