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Joke of the Day
"This Male Order Bride is the worst and most expensive typo I've ever paid for."
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"Me: Was this product tested on animals? Clerk: Yes. Me: [outraged] I knew it!!!! Clerk: Sir, that's a dog leash."
"My best friend has been diagnosed with HIV ""Everything will be ok"", I said, ""just stay positive."""
"Why did the horny girl go to Subway? For a $5 footlong."
"How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork."
"What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four"
"Mules are held donkey and half horse. So does this mean that they do everything half-assed?"
"Where do you hide an airport? IN PLANE SIGHT!"
"One thing that Trump's supporters love most about him is his authenticity... Unfortunately, he also embodies the most dangerous example of inauthenticity: the combover."
"A man falls in love with a nun and they run away together... The church says it doesn't mind, as long as he doesn't get into the habit."