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Joke of the Day

"Why do all black men have nightmares? The one with a dream was shot."

"I got fired from the calendar factory... I guess I shouldn't have taken so many days off."

"Went to type in build a bear and accidentally googled build a bar. Better idea, I know"

"What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse? Take me to your Liederkranz."

"A young child says to his mother... ""Mom, when I'm a grown-up I want to be a musician."" She replies, ""Well honey, you know you can't be both."""

"What did the woman say when having intercourse with the square-shaped pasta food? ""That feels ravioli good!"""

"When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_75cA3xmssM"

"What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the inside of her coffin."

"Know what OBGYN stands for? OBGYN: Oh Boy! Got You Naked!"

"Did you know that in Maine they will give you five-cents for a soda can, but they won't give you ANYTHING for a baby?"