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Joke of the Day

"I'm always careful with women that do not speak to me even after the 4th date."

"What's the name of the best brewer in the world? Bock Goodale"

"How do you make a dog drink? Put it in a blender."

"At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours."

"Found my son and his GF naked in his room, Sex-ED is so advanced. Now, they also give homework!"

"What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player."

"Saw a Ringneck Dove in our garden... ... so I wrung its neck."

"How does Samsung know its most loyal customers? They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)"

"What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? ""Oh no! I've made a huge MooseSteak!"""

"Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend? Because every day is a sadder-day."