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Joke of the Day
"My teacher accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine."
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"""Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro?"" Brochure."
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"My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now."
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"Unless there's a new app that lets you shoot people, that phone holster looks ridiculous."