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Joke of the Day

"""Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro?"" Brochure."

"I'm no master of suspense, but..."

"How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish? Clickbait."

"To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian."

"The only time a moth flies in a straight line is... while farting"

"If a murderous killing machine came back from the future.. And calculated all matrices. Would he be the Determinator?"

"Beer makes you smart. It made Bud wiser."

"i always carry a condom in my wallet incase i can't finish my corndog"

"Does a bear pope in the woods?"

"Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well I won't stand in your way."