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Joke of the Day

"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, its to post the wrong answer."

"Dear movies, We'll never be upset to the point of throwing expensive jewelry at the bottom of the ocean. Never. Sincerely, Women"

"Why are there windows on the back of French Tanks? So they can watch the battle."

"What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia? Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry"

"What's the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face"

"I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo."

"Dudes in skinny jeans...there's no need for sex if you're already in her pants..."

"My girlfriend is a keeper. She's perfect, but I never score."

"To all of you who tweet constantly about drinking wine... Somebody has to say it. GRAPE JOKES AREN'T FUNNY."

"Hendrik Lorentz walks into a bar... He sits down at the counter. The bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" Lorentz replies ""What do you expect? I'm barely moving"""