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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a short psychic who got away with murder? A small medium at large"

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face..."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"

"What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus? Alcmene triple-dog-dared him."

"What did the constipated math teacher do? Worked it out with a pencil."

"Sometimes I miss my ex. So I drop it into reverse and try again."

"My advice is to make money the old fashioned way (by intercepting Spanish galleons transporting gold from the New World)."

"A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. The cabbage was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up."

"if you go to a nascar rally carrying a clipboard and wearing a hard hat people will just let you go on the track and kiss all the good cars"

"Why are there so few black hockey players? Because there was no cotton in Canada."