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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt? If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture."

"A woman sits in a bar and orders a cocktail named ""Double Entendre"" So the barkeeper gives it to her."

"I saved a bunch of money on car insurance By switching to reverse and fleeing the scene"

"A woman went to the bar with a black eye. ""How'd ya get that?"" asked the bartender. ""From my husband,"" she replied. ""But I thought he was out of town?"" he asked. ""So did I!"" she said."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !"

"I am eternally grateful that Twitter doesn't have an ""is online now"" indicator"

"My friend was raped by a teenager mutant ninja turtle. He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it."

"Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality? Breast implants."

"How do you get a woman from to be, to bed? Give her the D."

"What kind of money do religious businesses make? Prophet."