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Joke of the Day
"Unless there's a new app that lets you shoot people, that phone holster looks ridiculous."
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"If everyone has a beautiful side, I guess I'm a circle."
"Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper."
"Humans pretend to be smart but we still look at the ceiling when we hear a noise upstairs like we're suddenly gonna have x-ray vision"
"[Concert] Triangle player: *proudly playing his triangle [Octagon player struts on stage] Triangle player: ""What the-"""
"[notices a girl is cold] here take my pants"
"What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck? He was on the rocks."
"What did the fish thief say to the cops when he turned himself in? I gillt was killing me."
"Why did the bean sell his car? The back seat didn't have enough legume."
"I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance."