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Joke of the Day
"How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments."
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"Each week our panel of 3 celebrity chefs compete to create the ultimate final meal for a death row inmate on LAST SUPPER, this fall on FOX"
"My life selling houses by Con Allday"
"Quitting tobacco is not that hard I do it several times a year"
"*Stands at produce aisle *Grabs GIANT zucchini *Holds it high in the air *Yells: Is THIS cucumber big enough for you, honey?!?!?!"
"Two Trump supporters are walking side by side. After a while, one asks the other ""Can I walk in the middle now?"""
"The national bird of Syria is.. ..a drone."
"How many bears could Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?"
"OK, Gravity wasn't very realistic. First of all, and I checked this, Sandra Bullock -- not an astronaut"
"My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me."