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Joke of the Day
"The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is."
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"Why do airplanes have to go around the sweatpants factory? Because it's a NO FLY zone!"
"If you are what you eat I'm a small family of ladybugs :)"
"A black mom has six kids all named Leroy. She tells them apart by their different last names."
"I feel like I'm not giving my followers enough in my tweets. Would you be interested in stock tips or free shampoo samples?"
"I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald."
"What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree? Whoa did you hear that?"
"Tie a sweater around your waist so you can pretend a short ghost is hugging you."
"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? full."
"What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit? cantelope"