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Joke of the Day
"At the end of the day it's 23:59:59"
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"I finally understood handling printers. LOL"
"I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere."
"What do you call a snobby criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending"
"I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people."
"Hey girl... Hey girl I have a saving account and a dick. One is really big and one is really small but either way you will be satisfied"
"Did you hear about the guy who went for the world fapping record? He almost pulled it off."
"""What's the matter with him?"" ""Nothing. He's a positron."""
"How much skin does it take to cover a vagina? /sticks out tongue"
"What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party? Humburgers!"