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Joke of the Day

"*el chapo dies* God: okay I'm gonna have to send you to hell Chapo: ok *3 weeks later* Angel: El Chapo has escaped from hell"

"I wish I was as photogenic as most puppies."

"What is the worst place to go on Black Friday? Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol"

"Pencil Me In Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Girl: Yes, February 14th."

"Why wasn't Jesus any good at math? Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition."

"My teacher told me that two words should never have the same sound. What a homophonic bigot!"

"I'm trying to be more fit these days, so now I walk inside the store to buy my donuts instead of using the drive-thru."

"Did you hear about the lesbians that built a house yeah, they didn't get any studs, it's all tongue and groove"

"I wonder if giraffes can eat so much their stomach explodes bc they just don't know it right away cuz it's in their neck for so long. What."

"What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird? Gooks of Hazard"