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Joke of the Day
"What did the redneck get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce."
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"Before you abduct someone do you have to fill in a chloroform?"
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"I really hate it when People punchup the fuckline"
"Did you hear the joke about King Midas and King Oedipus? It's pure, motherfucking gold."
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